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 Hi, I'm Ellenor2000,​ the collective front name for the personalities in my brain. (Yes, I'm multiple, but it doesn'​t affect my work nor my computer addiction.) Hi, I'm Ellenor2000,​ the collective front name for the personalities in my brain. (Yes, I'm multiple, but it doesn'​t affect my work nor my computer addiction.)
  
-I have partially converted my blood test results to American units for your perusal [[:​user:​ellenor2000:​hemo|here.]] Only the lipids and chemistry are displayed.+I have partially converted my blood test results to American units for your perusal [[:​user:​ellenor2000:​hemo|here.]] Only the lipids and general ​chemistry are displayed.
  
-My Telegram username is [[https://t.me/ellenor2000|@ellenor2000]]. I run channel called ​[[https://t.me/​UmbrellixSpeaks|@UmbrellixSpeaks]] where you can listen to some of my publicly available voice notes. If you PM looking for me to do work for you, say so in the first message so I don't report ​you. I'm known for zealous reporting.+[[:user:ellenor2000:dmf|How fasting made me diabetic]] treatise in the style of a blog post on the dangers of fasting for young non-type 2 diabetic individuals. 
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 +[[:user:​ellenor2000:​card|Why I applied for credit - and why you shouldn'​t.]] A treatise ​in the style of a blog post on why you should not apply for credit. 
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 +no longer use Telegram.
  
 Contact info summary Contact info summary
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 ^ Method ^ Identifier ^ ^ Method ^ Identifier ^
 | Phone in North America | +1 778 764 0137, ext 2 to call, 4 to leave a voice note, or 5 to page me | | Phone in North America | +1 778 764 0137, ext 2 to call, 4 to leave a voice note, or 5 to page me |
-| Phone (iNum) | +883 5100 01 19 96 52, ext 2 to call, 4 to leave a voice note, or 5 to page me | +| Phone in the United Kingdom ​(but remember I am in North America) | +44 330 808 1111, ext 2 to call, 4 to leave a voice note, or 5 to page me | 
-| Telegram | [[https://t.me/​ellenor2000|@ellenor2000]] ​|+| Telegram | don'bother. |
 | IRC | irc.umbrellix.net +6697 #lounge nickname will usually be Ellenor, Reinhilde, AmyMalik, AndreaMalik or MelMalik | | IRC | irc.umbrellix.net +6697 #lounge nickname will usually be Ellenor, Reinhilde, AmyMalik, AndreaMalik or MelMalik |
 | e-mail | ellenor@umbrellix.net | | e-mail | ellenor@umbrellix.net |
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 My fee structure is as follows. At your option, if the price of the Euro on the day is more than 80 US cents, you may choose to have me charge in Euro rather than US Dollars, for the same numerical price. With a 15 cent per base time surcharge you can also pay in Canadian dollars (when the Canadian dollar is weak this is a good deal for Americans). This accounting change will be automatically applied if the Canadian dollar is weak enough. My fee structure is as follows. At your option, if the price of the Euro on the day is more than 80 US cents, you may choose to have me charge in Euro rather than US Dollars, for the same numerical price. With a 15 cent per base time surcharge you can also pay in Canadian dollars (when the Canadian dollar is weak this is a good deal for Americans). This accounting change will be automatically applied if the Canadian dollar is weak enough.
  
-My normal business hours are 0900-2200 every day including statutory holidays, except on Mondays and Fridays when they are 1600-2200; however, expedited delivery fees will be waived if expedited delivery does not pose an inconvenience for me.+My normal business hours are 0900-2200 every day including statutory holidays, except on Mondays and Fridays when they are 1600-2200; however, expedited delivery fees will be waived if expedited delivery does not pose an inconvenience for me. I am no longer in the care home which motivated these specific business hours, however they still apply.
  
 There is a "base time" and a "​charge time." For scripts under 4 minutes, the base time is the same as the charge time, 6 seconds. There is a "base time" and a "​charge time." For scripts under 4 minutes, the base time is the same as the charge time, 6 seconds.
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 ^ Product/​surcharge ^ Price per charge time (base rate prorated per 6 seconds) ^ ^ Product/​surcharge ^ Price per charge time (base rate prorated per 6 seconds) ^
-| Basic recording on a phone or tablet microphone delivered as a Telegram voice note | USD 1.00 | +| Basic recording on a Logitech USB microphone delivered as an MP3, Flac, Ogg or Opus file by email | USD 1.00 
-| Basic recording on a phone or tablet microphone delivered as an MP3 file by Telegram | USD 1.15 | +| Expedited delivery surcharge recorded on computer ​and delivered outside of normal business hours | USD 0.15 |
-| Basic recording on a Logitech USB microphone delivered as an MP3, Flac, Ogg or Opus file by Telegram or email | USD 1.60 +
-| Expedited delivery surcharge recorded on phone and delivered outside of normal business hours | USD 0.15 +
-| Expedited delivery surcharge recorded on computer and delivered outside of normal business hours | USD 0.30 |+
 | Complicated recording surcharge (complicated terminology,​ specific vocal style or long scripts requiring a consistently high pitch, or other special requests as decided; rejects may (however I usually waive this) be charged as basic recordings at a 12 second base time without the complicated recording surcharge) | USD 1.00 | | Complicated recording surcharge (complicated terminology,​ specific vocal style or long scripts requiring a consistently high pitch, or other special requests as decided; rejects may (however I usually waive this) be charged as basic recordings at a 12 second base time without the complicated recording surcharge) | USD 1.00 |
 | Standard surcharge (will not be charged unless requested, and may be applied multiple times) | USD 0.05 | | Standard surcharge (will not be charged unless requested, and may be applied multiple times) | USD 0.05 |
  
-A twenty-four second ​Telegram voice note recording with standard delivery or waived expedited delivery (I'll waive expedited delivery if I'm feeling nice), no requirement for a specific vocal style and standard accent (nonstandard accents may, at your option, command a discount because the resulting recording will be of poorer quality), and recorded on a phone or tablet ​microphone with two standard surcharges has a charge rate of $1.10, and at four charge times long, will cost $4.40.+A twenty-four second ​emailed FLAC recording ​(I've discontinued the Telegram option) ​with standard delivery or waived expedited delivery (I'll waive expedited delivery if I'm feeling nice), no requirement for a specific vocal style and standard accent (nonstandard accents may, at your option, command a discount because the resulting recording will be of poorer quality), and recorded on my computer ​microphone with two standard surcharges has a charge rate of $1.10, and at four charge times long, will cost $4.40.
  
 The default order is with 0 standard surcharges. If you believe the quality is worth an extra, say, ten cents per charge time, you can request, say, that I append two standard surcharges to the final tab. The default order is with 0 standard surcharges. If you believe the quality is worth an extra, say, ten cents per charge time, you can request, say, that I append two standard surcharges to the final tab.
  
 I will gladly record IVR prompts for PBXes. I've done this for myself (non-chargeable) a few times. I will gladly record IVR prompts for PBXes. I've done this for myself (non-chargeable) a few times.
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